nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

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ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

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uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

image

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roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

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paradisaic:

"All those that wander are not lost" -Marilyn Monroe❤️
snorunt:

while we’re on the topic we can drag this unfunny heaux too